Thursday, April 29, 2010

Attack Baby


It may be hard to believe, but this cute, sweet baby is an attack baby. Anyone the same size or smaller than him should be weary and alert at all times. Subject is believed to be peaceful, although can strike at will anytime. Victims may be lulled by his general happiness and dance moves. The accused may leave scratches and or bite marks upon the face, neck and torso of his victims. His peace loving parents are trying hard to keep on top of him and nip this atrocious behavior as quickly as possible. They are distracting, diverting, and reinforcing at every opportunity.

4 comments:

  1. Look at that face. He's adorable! It does get better, momma, I promise! And at least he's cute :)

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  2. lol! this post cracked me up.

    dd used to pull hair and knock off everyones glasses. if only she would knock off her papas glasses now.

    keep up the keeping on him- it will pass! you are doing all the right things. how innocent he looks.

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  3. but he looks so sweet! dude, remember this phrase because you will use it for YEARS: "this too shall pass."

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  4. It hasn't passed, it's worse. I should blog about it, but I'm not ready.

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